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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Breaking news !

March 25th 2007 , India

Exclusively_she and Yash have been gripped by irritation , crankiness and an inexplicable desire to just be left alone.There is a reported 60% fall in day to day energy levels coupled with an excessive urge to browse through old pics and ponder about the purpose of life .

Exclusively_ she , with her vast and unquestionable expertise in the field of tummy aches, has denied any underhand involvement of PMS although , in a conversation with Yash , the transcript of which is in exclusive possession of the author , confessed that it just might be PMS.The role of the same is being investigated amidst heavy controversy and debate.
In an exclusive interview with the author , exclusively_ she and her team of experts at the WPO (Weird People's Organisation) , said that these symptoms would , under other circumstances, be attributed to the approaching exams and the lack of time being spent at the study table.. , but in this case its their presently next-to-zero social life and lack of time being spent at their official hang out (name of lounge withheld on request).

An unnamed official from the WPO said that this fever of lethargy and laziness strongly indicates a prolonged (read 3 day) abstinence from a hearty breakfast of toast+scrambled eggs+cornflakes .But whether or not their laziness is an inborn trait remains a debatable issue.

Another close friend reveals "Nice manners , good behaviour and sweet hellos have been thrown out the window with a vengeance. They are the new age angry young girls. We have been trying hard to instill some sense into their heads but it seems like they've locked the windows to their heads and lost the keys..."

It may be safely assumed that their work outs are not working out since they are running low on endorphins , not to forget the adrenaline or rather the lack of it.

Currently their list of do's and dont's includes :

Do's include:

1) Avoiding home cooked food; increased dosage of junk food.
2) Sleeping 12 hrs a day (thats not a new thing!).
3) Day dreaming and blank staring.
4) Going on movie watching marathons.
5) Consuming unimaginable amounts of coca-cola.
6) Letting laziness take over their body , mind and soul (that's definitely not a new thing!).
7) Giving more attention to the texture , colour and size of leaves of the tree outside their window than their study notes.

Dont's include:

1) Not studying developmental changes of amphibian & lizard embryos just before going to bed in order to avoid nightmares.
2) Not letting blood-curdling decibel levels of 10 consecutive alarms disturb them and at the same time doing their bit of good by gettin the rest of the neighbourhood up and awake at 4.30 am.
3) Not letting the rebuke of friends whose status on messenger says "Busy" affect their
exemplary exasperation- evoking eccentricities.

No drug or vaccine has yet been developed for the same but experts suggest the following precautions:

1) If you are not a member of WPO , then keep distance.
2) Do not interrupt their all important day dreaming sessions.
3) Do not call them at ungodly hours.
4) Do not expect your calls to be returned.
5) If you see us in tears , a hug ( and even a blank cheque ;)) will do. No preaching required.
6) People with a tendency to start preaching shall receive a karara thapad .
7) In event of an overdose of their eccentricities, stay away till you have recuperated .(A blank cheque will keep them away and hence speed up your recovery.)
8)Do not panic.This too shall pass!

Officials have been trying to assuage fans and friends of the duo but it seems like there is still some time to go before things improve.Meanwhile , we will be getting you the latest updates live from India . People privileged to be on their messenger list shall be informed personally.

Statutory warning : Talking/chatting too much with the two is injurious to health and /or wealth.

Disclaimer: This is purely an exaggerated figment of the author's hyperactive imagination and bears resemblance only to the lives of Yash and the owner of this blog.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Of a special someone , thunderstorms and threaded eyebrows!

I haven't updated since almost 3 weeks....but if ..only if you happened to check my blog on saturday evening you would know that i did actually write up a post.I was missing a lot of people ..a lot of things...a lot of places.... wasnt feeling very good.....and miraculously..that very evening one of the persons id mentioned in that post called me up.
It lifted my spirits instantly ...it made my day(or rather what was left of it!)...and i promptly took off that post the very next day!
So part of this post is about that certain someone....!
I had last spoken to this certain someone during diwali....followed by a short conversation in december and after that ...just a grand total of 3-4 text messages exchanged last month .That's it. Nothing after that.
Absolutely nothing.
And realising the same made me sad...
And when i recieved the call on saturday night...i was absolutely delighted!
This certain someone(CS) , has been my laughter buddy!
CS is the only one who comes verry close to being inluvwithlaughter!
CS is the one who understands and laughs at my jokes.
CS is the one with whom i can communicate through missed calls!
CS is the one who ..i can go on and on and on....
But CS is soon gonna be in town....
I just cannot wait!
For more info on who CS is , whether CS is hot or not, single or not .....all i can say at the moment is - Wait for my next post!

Coming to other things, yesterday , for no particular rhyme or reason , the evening suddenly turned very very windy ( 60 kmph) , it started raining very heavily .My folks were out ...and when they came back i was told that billboards & hoardings were damaged and some trees uprooted!
Today , while i was in another part of the city....my folks call up to say " hey theres rain and hail (yes thats right hailstones!) and its jus very windy..be careful!" Now , i was surprised esp. since it definitely wasnt raining where i was..and there definitely wasnt any hail vail..there !
Now , while i was away , my mum and bro decide to go out in the garden and collect the hailstones that had fallen.. Dont ask why cos i have NO idea why they did it...! Maybe it was so that they could show it to me!
Anyway , heres a pic !

Now dont even ask me why I clicked that pic !

Moving on to other things....i have realised that there are people who are outright rude and have the nerve to say the most annoying things over and over again. People who are so thick-skinned they refuse to catch the subtle hints and the not-so-subtle ones that you drop .One such person is Miss . Cheeky.

Just for the record , i'd like to mention that i have very nice eyebrows, almost perfectly arc-shaped, i dont even know why i get them threaded!

For the guys who dont know (Tch tch!), girls usually get their eyebrows threaded/tweezed at a beauty salon.We take pains to look good , you know!

So , Im sitting here talkin to U and N , and miss cheeky has to butt in ...and say,
miss cheeky : .....
me: ~raise my eyebrows~
me : what?
cheeky: ~points a finger at her eyebrows ~
I think its high time you get your eyebrows threaded!

YES , THIS is what that cheeky , thick-skinned girl says to me.....and she's said that not once , not twice but thrice ever since i've known her which happens to be not very long!

This girl has the nerve and audacity to tell ME to get my brows threaded and tweezed! HOW DARE SHE!
The girl whose eyebrows look like a 2yr old tried to draw 2 rod-straight bold lines with a useless black felt tip pen , has the nerve to speak to me like this!

You young (fool of a) lady! If i have my brows threaded 5 nanoseconds before i meet you , theres no way ill run back to the salon 2 nanoseconds after you've made one of your utterly asinine remarks!

I dont even know why i have been polite and courteous enough to ignore you all THREE times.
Next time you decide to open your big mouth , i have a good mind to let my anger take over and and give you an earfull!

Shampoo , you hair for a change, its not a bad idea you know!

Haul your lazy self to a beauty salon , for a change!

Get yourself waxed, for a change!

Try to throw away those stinky sandals and buy a nice pair of trainers , for a change!

Try giving your rod-straight brows some shape , any shape , for a change!

Get lost , for a change!!!

Thats enough i guess.....
I'll let you know if miss cheeky is improving or whether i am soon going to have a chance to lose my cool....!
Also , next post is gonna be all about CS...
Till then , have a good week and miss me!!!

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