Its Lettuce !
What's the big deal , you'd say...but apparently the guy behind the counter at Subway begs to differ.
An hour or so , back i returned from Subway and i do love the food (read sandwiches ) there but of course i'm not writing this post to discuss the menu....there are far more pressing matters that beg my attention...so read on...
So , yes, here I am looking chic and smart (as always ! ha!) , looking like an intellectual à la mode ( ok , ok I've lavished enough self -praise upon my craving self... haha!) and i walk up to the counter and this is an excerpt of the conversation:Me
: Make it one chicken teriyaki , one chicken meatball and one chicken hotdog...all six-inches.
(No dear readers no....I did not consume all of it alone....but dont let that make you think that I aint capable of doin so! hahah!)Guy
: We'll also have cookies and mountain dew to go with it...Guy
*pause* *I look around*Guy
: Would you like all the regular sauces ma'am?Me
: ( Why sweets , would you like to serve me anything special? )
Ummm..No cabbage please....Guy
Its lettuce , ma'am ..*smirk smirk smirk*
Lettuce ! *smartass huh!*
Oh yes ..of course... I mean.. no lettuce , please..*smartass smartass smartass*
Shredded lettuce and cabbage look alike , you know.....
Oh c'mon.....stop laughing your ass off..... that is , if you aint smirking yourself!