Sorry but the world does revolve around me..!!
Yes ppl , I can get real real narcissistic…I have umm certain propensities…if you please….go on …ppl read it ……………………….
Habit #1 Tall cute girl’s walking down the aisle in a department store/shopping comlex admiring things arnd…..she walks and walks and walks….and STOPS…! Whoa… she stops and admires what she’s just seen………she’s staring intently ……she stares and strares and stares….at HERSELF in the MIRROR , all yellow lights accentuating her features……concealing her flaws………..she stares and stares…..left profile…right profile……hair….eyes..make-up….she looks at the mirror and ppl look at her…….*gulp* ahem..oops! her hand grabs the first skirt/shirt wateva off the shelf and flouncing it here n there..pretending to see if the dress suits her…… and shoots ominous looks at all those who look at this tall cute ….*ahem* slightly crazy gurl……GO AWAY all u non- priyanka-admirers…..huh! now I don’t care where that mirror is..i mean be it in a super duper shopping complex…., the mirrored walls of a 5-star hotel……even tinted windows of a parked car…haha………go on laugh at this poor lil girl whos in luv with herself….
Habit#2 Tall cute girl never leaves her house without cell phone and wallet and watch and other essentials….for all those ignorant ppl out there….OTHER essentials are’nt secondary in ANY way……and lemme explain …. I carry a kit which has 1) mirror 2) comb 3) lens case 4) scrunchies/clips 5) gloss 6) compact powder 7) kohl…….8) safety pins and other junk.
Habit #3 Tall cute girl is a hygiene freak.
Habit #4 Now this isn’t exactly a habit but nevermind… tall cute girl’s real disappointed ever since…*sob sob*…tall cute girl enters lab with excitement….streaking did u say…. Yes yes…today she'll finally work with those bacteria…..*rubs hands in excitement..*
But jus before that….her teacher says “how many girls have long nails…?”
Tall cute girl raises her hand apprehensively ..
Teacher “ all of u cut your nails ..no more long nails……ull be working with microbes in the lab…..keep your nails short…”
Tall cute girl…goes home and clips away her nails……..Imagine this superstar sans her long beautifully painted nails…..arghh! My fingers look stunted….!
Out the window go my plans for a French manicure….
But hey on the brighter side…..I can still have beautiful toe nails and get them pedicured at fancy salons………hmmm…….
Note- Tall cute girl cant wait for her birthday…!!! Get the gifts ready ppl..!
Tall cute girl dreams…clothes, shoes , accessories, etc ,etc hmm…trips to malls must begin…..pronto!
